It’s thirty-seven degrees eff out and I’m schadenfreudischly* happy that the pool is closed today for unscheduled maintenance. Even...

There’s an old saying about a camel and the eye of a needle. It comes from either the Bible or Shakespeare; I get those two confused. The...

I think it’s too late for them to take away my doctorate, and I do have a tinge of guilt about what I’m about to tell you. It’s all...